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Q. Aren’t you worried eBay® is going to come smack Greenfield/Belser in the subpoena?” —Carolyn, Atlanta.

A. Tush! Hush up, Carolyn. You were not asked for your opinion. There are 150,000,000+ Web sites on the Internet doing things much worse than they could ever think of. Perhaps you don’t have enough to do with your day. Considering that you find yourself not only on our Web site but submitting queries to it, I am going to ask that your supervisor transfer you to the furthest outpost your firm has established. That would be Valdosta, I see from your letterhead. There is currently an opening for a stormwater superintendent for utility services. You can count on my hearty recommendation for the post.

Sincerely,
C. Quarrels